Pokémon Scarlet and Violet gives us our 1000th pocket monster, for better or worse

Pokémon Scarlet and Violet are here, and with this latest generation comes the 1000th Pokémon and there's definitely going to be a Marmite situation going on here. Obviously a spoiler ahead for the 1000th Pokémon, as it hasn't officially been revealed yet. Look, I'm not that old. I'm slightly too young for the original Red and Blue, even Gold and Silver, but I'm that ripe age to have grown up with Ruby and Sapphire, a simpler time where there were only 386 Pokémon. But that was literally 20 ...